Floridamandias
I met a pollster with the latest news
Who said—“Fleece vests and shiny boots of rock
Litter the Everglades. Near them, in the ooze,
Half sunk, a ruined campaign lies, in hock,
Disorganized. The race was his to lose.
‘Kick immigrants and fags,’ his handlers said,
‘LGBT—rile up the common folk.’
But out the gate the effort’s looking dead.
On OAN and Fox the chyron reads:
He’s Ron DeSantimandias, Scourge of Woke;
The budding fascist that this country needs!
It hasn’t worked. In Mar-a-Lago far
The Former Guy maintains a solid lead,
The MAGA hordes are sticking with the Tsar.”
